Day 2: Quarentined

I slept until 2ish. I work 3 jobs so for me to do nothing, it was nice. My dog loved it. I played where is that smell coming from in the basement. I think I found it and bleached the fuck out of it. If the smell comes back I’ll need to re-bleach…but that smell isn’t as noticeable (and if you don’t know what I’m talking about you don’t have a basement). I cleaned a few stairs, found enough hair to make a puppy.

I day drank and talked to my boss, I think it went well. Meh, I’m sure I’ll know in a few days. He also said don’t listen to the president, listen to the governor for when to return to work. He’s a Trumper, for him to say this probably caused pain in all places Trump likes to touch women.

I also have decided tomorrow is hair dye day. I plan to go blue. Kid is green, purple, or both. I’m stuck in the house not like anyone will notice. Lol hopefully it fades before we are called to work. If not, I’m drunk and at this moment don’t care if anyone judges me.

I’m drunk and suffencuentlly slept. I may be up all night figuring out smells. Or passed out drunk by 8pm. It quarentine, it’s a crap shoot.

Day One: Stuck At Home

I’m not one of those moms who looks forward to being with the kids. My kids are grown (my youngest is supposed to graduate this year *fingers crossed* let them graduate this year). I am currently on day one of quarentine. I’ve bleached my basement (fuck cats and all cat smells), I’ve finished shopping, and started to relearn cross stitch/hand embrodering (see photo). I also have a lot of bourbon, tequila, and cheap wine. I’m not going down without a fucking hangover. If you’re looking for cutesy posts that’s not me. I’ll be blunt and curse while I’m telling you how shitty things are. My kids an asshole and as such has decided that 18 they know everything and I know nothing. Please join me while I take a shot and try to get through the next few weeks. (Btw bleach isn’t fucking working…it’s wafting upstairs. I am so not a cat person)